8 Oct 2009

Since everyone’s talking about jokes….

lyssaloveless:

Let me just say this:

Dead baby jokes are not fucking funny.

If you ever tell one in my presence, you are fucking dead to me.  I will never speak to you again.  I don’t give a shit who you are, how long I’ve known you, anything.  If you want to be a sick fuck and tell them with other people, whatever.  But I mother fucking dare you to come up to me and tell me that they’re funny after you watch a casket the size of a bread box, carrying you infant sister, being lowered into the ground.

Actually, while I’m here, allow me to contribute briefly to this Miley Cyrus thing.

Anyone who says they would be happy if she was really dead, is sick.  I don’t care how much you dislike someone’s music/television show, whatever.  To say you’d be happy if someone died because you don’t like what they do is fucked up.  It says a whole lot about the sort of person that you are.

And clearly if you keep talking about her and putting so much energy into doing so, you don’t “hate” her as you claim you do.

AMEN